The Surprisingly Good Doritos XBLA Advergame December 31, 2008
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A few weeks ago Doritos launched the culmination of its Unlock Xbox contest, Doritos Dash of Destruction. After the previous attempt at merging games and advertising birthed unholy spawn known as Yaris, it was hard to expect much from a game powered by Doritos. Astonishingly, Doritos Dash of Destruction isn’t quite the throwaway game you’d expect. Developed by well known XBLA developer Ninjabee, the game makes for a pretty entertaining party game if you can get a couple of friends to play locally. With the massive library of games on XBLA, I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that the games more fun than a good portion of those games, games which actually cost money. Dash of Destruction is over the top ridiculous (T-Rex chase Doritos delivery cars is essentially the entire game) but the mechanics are sound enough to make this seem like more than just a shallow attempt at increasing brand recognition. It may not have been the Doritos companies intent to actually create a game worthy of playing, but Ninjabee obviously tried their hardest here and eked out something actually entertaining. I would highly recommend giving this game a try if you can play it with some friends, especially at the o-so-special price of free.
On Returning to the Moon December 30, 2008
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The New York Times has a seriously cool animated slide show detailing the future of NASA’s manned space flight program, the Ares I and Ares V. At first I was awed at the idea of seeing massive rockets like those launched on the first moon missions. Then reports seemed to come out every week about bungled budgets, violently vibrating rocket boosters, and detrimental delays to the program. I wanted the beautiful, inspiring, and pioneering shuttles to be used instead of mothballed to museums, I want our first true space ship to continue ferrying humans into space. To me their was always something heartening just knowing that the human race had created a vehicle capable of returning to space and flying back down, the closest thing we have to all those futuristic space ships from science fiction.
After falling away from the idea of these bloated, bureaucratic, and seemingly archaic new space ships, I suddenly fell back into glowing adulation for them. I think it was particularly focused on the day I first saw this picture:
I think seeing it physically really brought it home for me: we are going back to the moon. Many special things will occur in space during my lifetime: The ISS will be completed, men will return to the moon, perhaps go to mars, and a company will being sending sending people to space with a government rocket. Not only does the sheer fact that this thing really is happening, really is going to go farther than we have ever gone, but the Ares V (pictured above) is a real packhorse. I know that the 188,000 kg payload weight may seem a little hard to comprehend, but when you consider that the Shuttle caries about an 8th of that, then it really hits home just how useful this thing is going to be. The ISS could be constructed in two launches, with room to spare for a couple of new weather satellites and a replacement for Hubble. One launch of an Ares V rocket would take care of a years worth of Shuttle launches all by itself. When you consider who much logistics are going to be involved in a mission to Mars, then the usefulness of that big a payload really makes itself apparent. I for one can’t wait for the first launch.
Why I Love Steam December 29, 2008
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If you haven’t been keeping up with gaming news over the holidays, you may have missed the Steam store’s massive post-holiday sale. Everything in their online store is on sale, particularly Valve games; if you haven’t played the Half-Life 2 series, the multiplayer masterpieces Teamfortress 2 and Left 4 Dead, or 2007’s best game Portal, then you don’t have much of an excuse not to get the complete Valve catalogue for 75$. The incredible deals being offered here crystallizes my favorite part of the Steam Store: it isn’t static. Bundles, weekly deals, free mods and demos have been offered throughout the stores lifetime. My initial fear about online stores and digital distribution was the fact that their would no longer be a huge need for stores to sell things at a discount. Their isn’t shelf space to worry about and exclusivity deals could easily bring in the necessary customers. Valve appears to just enjoy rewarding its many fans by offering new deals every weekend (I grabbed the original Half Life for 99¢) and by adding new functionality to the Steam platform for free. I myself am deciding between grabbing Multiwinia, the complete Civilization 4 series, and World of Goo; for 50$, I might just have to grab them all.
WE’VE GOT TO BUY MORE TIME! December 28, 2008
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It turns out me and my friend Joseph aren’t the only ones who found Lando Calrissian’s strained call for just a little more time innately hilarious Rogue Squadron II: Rogue Leader. Like those gentlemen, Joseph and I still quote that emotional, selfless line of Lando’s in the most random of places. Unfortunately, our game did not glitch a repeating stream of Obba Babatundé very best voice work but instead trapped us in the Endor/Deathstar battle for hours on end. We could have been frustrated out of our minds by the game, but instead we latched on to this ridiculous line. I suppose in retrospect we probably were driven half insane by this game, but I still hold out hope Factor 5 will get back to their better series.
Man was not Meant to Control Lightning! December 27, 2008
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Their is something inherently funny about cartoon diagrams of people in pain. Take for example this lovely gallery of what is apparently a pre-high quality insulated wire era of America. Apparently in the era of sepia tones all people were doing ridiculously stupid things with their electronic devices, as opposed to today where it seems to mostly take place in Japan.
Also, these pictures prove my theory that in the 1940s animals ruined everything.
(Via Bre Pettis)
Could they Possibly be more Enthusiastic? December 26, 2008
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From Boing Boing (who found it on Arbroath), this pair’s overflowing holiday cheer couldn’t possibly be more ebullient. And the camera work is simply amazing; someone get the Coen brothers on the phone!






