This guy had a foot ball and was really good at kicking it.  One day he kicked it so hard it flew over the mountains near his house and then kept going all the way around the world and hit him in the head.  That killed him, so he used a time machine to go back in time and warn himself not to kick the ball over the mountains.  When he went back in time he got hit by the ball and couldn’t warn himself and died again.  The End.

This is Clayton Ashley’s personal blog of stuff he finds on the Internet.  Read the damn title at the top of the page.