Finally, A Use For Twitter! FMYLIFE

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Ever since I heard what Twitter was, I’ve thought it was pretty god damned stupid.  But today I stand corrected for their is a fantastic use for Twitter: fmylife.com.  This hilarious website aggregates users “twits” that exude that feeling of “can this day get any worse? Yes, it can”.  Sounds like a fantastic resource if you’re having a bad day or are just hankering for some schadenfreude.  Here are some of my favorites:

Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse’s office and asked “Can I have some ice?” They responded with “Why, what happened to your face?”

Today, I visited my brother in jail for the first time. I didn’t know what to say so I blurted out : “Are you having fun ?”

Today, I went bowling with my mom and she payed for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I’m 17.

Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter.

Today, I went to McDonald’s for lunch and ordered a salad. The man behind the counter looked at me and said “Well, at least you’re trying.”

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he’d made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, “Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!” He looked at me and replied, “How about some blue shut the fuck up!”

(Via Boing Boing)

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One Response to Finally, A Use For Twitter! FMYLIFE

  1. Good website…http://mylifeiscrap.com actually was the unofficial english version until, FML was lunched a couple of month later. Viedemerde.fr is the original website…

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