NAME OF THE YEAR 2010

In the relatively short time I’ve been running this blog, I’ve come across a few things which I really think exemplify my mission here: to bring you the greatest the Internet has to offer.  On the top of that list is the Name of the Year competition, a March-Madness style tournament of onomastic gladiators pitted in a fight for the title of titles.

Divided into regions which commemorate past champions (Crescent Dragonwagon, Assumption Bulltron, Godfrey Sithole, and Doby Chrotchtangle) and then seeded and ranked by a mysterious committee of name judges, the 64 initial names are quickly whittled down by simply named people like you and me.

Will this year possibly match the drama of 2008’s “death struggle between Destiny Frankenstein and Spaceman Africa” or last year’s Cinderella story about a little football player by the name of Barvkevious Mingo?  Does X’Zavier Bloodsaw have enough Mortal Kombat style bad assery to  match No. 1 seed Spontaneous Gordon?  Or will an upset like Bulltron’s No. 12  Sequoyah Stonecipher be this years Mingo? Was Roy Spancake, a man with the word pancake in his name, robbed by Coke Wisdom O’Neal?

Me?  I’ve got my money on Just-In’Love Smith.

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